Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear _______ Please __________

I discovered the most AMAZING website today.  It will now be the source of all my procrastination.  Enjoy!

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/index.php


A few of my favorites:

Dear Hogwarts,
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.
Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska


Dear Obama,
I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Franklin D Roosevelt had one of the best economic recoveries of all time. Of all time!
Sincerely, Kanye West

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985


Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson



Dear Nickelback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, the world


Dear students,
I know when you are texting. 
Sincerely, 
No one looks down at their crotch and smiles. 

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